What is your full name?

• Robert Andrew Parsloe

How old are you?

• 16

Are you a virgin?

• No

What is your sexuality?

• RAGING HOMOSEXUAL

How did you come out as gay?

• *waits for coronation street ad-break* “mum, dad. I’m gay.”

What did they say after you told them?

• they watched the rest of coronation street and said nothing to me. then at the end, i was told by my father. “i think you should go to your room before I say something I regret”

What camera do you own?

• i dont own a camera

Do you know that ‘facepainted’ has stolen your face in some photos.

• yes, because they are her photos, she just stalks me and takes photos of me- but she pays for the cameras and developing cost so they are hers regardless if they are off my face